Pixels vs. Decibels

I believe the world would be a much nicer place if in order to graduate from whatever overpriced certificate program a front of house sound engineer goes through, whether it's SAE, or Full Sail, or Bucky's Knob Twiddlin' Academy, they were all instructed on the proper fingering for an open A chord, handed a guitar mated to a cranked Marshall, and forced to strum it. Just one open A chord, held out for a few seconds, possibly to the point of feeding back. I think it would really change the world. 

I live to create moments like this one. 

FOH guys, please stop it with the sonic blue balls, I'm over it.

Yours,

DVB